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All posts tagged
speeches
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May 1, 2024How to Do Really Really Well at Show-and-Tell
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April 16, 2024How to Roast Your Friend Just Enough That They’ll Want to Remain Your Friend
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March 29, 2024How to Concede an Election While Making It Clear That Your Ideas Are Objectively Better
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March 8, 2024How to Accept an Award Without Making Your Voters Regret It
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February 26, 2024How to Give a Wedding Toast Without Annoying Hundreds of Hungry Guests
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February 7, 2024How to Give a Toast to a Departing Coworker
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October 31, 2022If Elected, I Promise to Murder You
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October 8, 2020An Oral History of Donald Trump’s Famous “Everyone Wanted the Belt” Speech
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February 17, 2020The Only Thing We Have to Fear Is Fear Itself… and Goblins
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December 10, 2019Choose Your Own Adventure: Presidential Rally Speech Edition
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May 17, 2024If Trump Wins, I’m Going to Have to Move to Canada to Be Closer to My Long-Distance Girlfriend, Lisa
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May 17, 2024Excerpts from The Believer:: Take the W: Entry Points
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May 17, 2024The Handmaid’s Tale or Harrison Butker’s Commencement Speech?
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