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All posts tagged
graduations
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April 22, 2024If They’d Told Me We Were Poor, I Would’ve Given This Commencement Speech to Other Poor College Graduates
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January 22, 2024How to Nail Your High School Graduation Speech Even If You’re Not That Popular
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May 17, 2023Academic Regalia, Explained
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June 8, 2022Feeling Wistful as My Daughter Moves on to College Active-Shooter Drills
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June 18, 2020An Open Letter to the Class of 2020 From a Dad Who Deserves Sympathy Too
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May 5, 2020An Edited Commencement Speech for the Class of 2020
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June 3, 2011An Open Letter to My High School’s Class of 2011
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June 3, 2008A Word to the Graduates
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