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All posts tagged
soup
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April 23, 2024In Retrospect, Hiring Macbeth as Our Tinned Soup Ambassador Was a Bad Idea
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November 14, 2022Soups Are My Only Personality Trait Until Christmas
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October 31, 2022The Estate of Édouard Manet Wishes to Remind Museum Visitors That the Best Way to Prevent Climate Change Is to Throw Bucket After Bucket of Hot Sloppy Soup on the Eminently Mediocre Paintings of That Son of a Bitch Monet
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September 9, 2021As the Author of This Sex Column, I Assure You, I Have Had Sex Before
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October 1, 2018My Husband, Senator Ted Cruz, Is Just a Regular Guy
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July 9, 2015The Brothel: A Review
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August 3, 2011My Codpiece Smells Like Soup
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May 6, 2008Dan Liebert, Verbal Cartoonist: Bread Bowl
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June 20, 2006Disneyland Rides If Disney Were Bought Out by the Campbell Soup Company
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May 4, 2006Jokes by Brian Beatty: Um, Good and What Was I Thinking?
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