Q: What's a pirate's favorite aspect of computational linguistics?
Q: Of which concept shared by Jungian psychology and Northrop Frye's literary theory are pirates especially fond?
Q: Who's a pirate's favorite member of the creative team behind "32 Short Films About Glenn Gould"?
Q: Of all of Richard Harris's many achievements in the performing arts, which is a pirate's favorite?
Q: What's a pirate's favorite alliance-creating diplomatic agreement from the Second World War?
Q: Which ancient Greek lyric poet do pirates like the best?
Q: If a pirate were to recite one of the Olympian odes by the aforementioned poet, which one would it be?
Q: If that same pirate were then to recite a 20th-century poem about the nature of poetry, what would it be?
Q: What if he went on to recite a poem by Sir Walter Scott?
Q: Why does that pirate keep reciting poetry, anyway? Is he some sort of Nancy-boy?
Q: Of the ghosts that appear to Ebenezer Scrooge in "A Christmas Carol," which do pirates prefer?
Q: Can we replace that last one with something about Bob Marley, so we can have an additional gag about RastafARRRianism?
Q: Whom did the pirate vote for in the Haitian election?
Q: Wait. Why did they let a pirate vote in the Haitian election?
Q: I don't buy it. Pirates care nothing for participating in the electoral process.
Q: A phenomenon first described in the 17th century by which important contributor to the field of amputation surgery?
Q: Just say it.
Q: You can go now.
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