T H E   M A N Y   U S E S O F   T H E   W O R D   " W O R D . " BY JOEY FORTUNA - - - - Verification: A: "I'm tired today." B: "Word?" Validation: A: "That sure was a good movie." B: "Word!" Solidarity: A: "If my colleague speaks to me like that again, I have a mind to stop talking to him." B: "Word." Skepticism: A: "I am super-human. I can fly in the sky like a bird and see through solid objects." B: "Word!?" Clarification: A: "Gracious, what an attractive woman." B: "Word?" A: "That one." B: "Word?" A: "No, THERE! Over there. With the Shitzu." Negation: A: "Beautiful, isn't she?" B: "Word." A: "Oh." B: "But nice Shitzu." Diplomacy: A: "Aloha!" B: "Word!"     OTHER McSWEENEY'S STORIES: - - - - Three Good Things That Happened to Me Recently By Elizabeth Miller Bazooka Joe Comics from around the World By John Kearney The Thirty-Two Words By Christopher Hickman The Inspector of Bees: An Interview with Charles Simmonds, Nebraska State Apiarist By Jessica Reik Candle Party By Alysia Gray Painter

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