
REQUESTS: (Six) Militant Anarcho-Punks need shelter in N.Y.C. We're a group of (7) militant(s) from Québec City... (Group of 50) students looking for floor space... (15) Boston activists looking for a somewhat large space where we can all be housed together. ...we would... like to know if we could get a chunk of floor space somewhere to sleep on, for about 100 people (2 buses). Coming with (50) people from Ithaca and would like to stay together if possible I am coming from Cleveland and am in my sixth month of my pregnancy and so comfort would be much appreciated... We are a group from Madison, WI bringing up to 30 people to NYC.... Keeping the group as together as possible is a priority. I'm flying into long island, NY on Jan.18 for the Intergalatic Anarchist Convention.... I am a teacher-artist-anti-capitalist-anti-statist... I read a lot of books... YOU ROCK!!! - - - - OFFERS: I have a floor in brooklyn 30 minutes from new york that one nice clean, respectful, non-violent activist can crash on if they desire to. i have floor space, a sofa, and a spare mattress for 4-5 respectful... i mean respectful... people to stay at my loft in Greenpoint. The view from my window is surreal, my Brothers and Sisters.... I can host one queer person in Williamsburg, Brooklyn. ...must be willing to tolerate/enjoy (poorly scheduled) birthday party on 2/1. ...I would really prefer young queer students. ...you'll have to plan not to be coming and going after midnight. ...noise would have to be kept to a minimum. I prefer non-smokers, either gender, neat, clean, fun-loving, & considerate people. ...nonsmokers only Only very responsible & cat-loving people (no allergies). We can provide beds and comfortable bath facilities for four women who are nonsmokers and cat-friendly. ...non tobacco smokers only; I have 2 cats, so allergic folks beware. I leave at 8 a.m. for work so the party ends quite early at the ol' homestead, and I have a cat. ...my house is not the state don't smash it. ...we will keep hope alive. ...would prefer that you not smell too bad.
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