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Just in time for Valentine's Day,
the Guardian in London has
reviewed and raved about
The Secret Language of Sleep.
And, for the rest of the week,
you can buy it for $5!
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The Gay Agenda.By L. - - - - 7:45 a.m. Alarm rings 8:00 a.m.-8:10 a.m. Take shower 8:15 a.m.-8:30 a.m. Dress and put items into briefcase 8:35 a.m. Leave house 8:45 a.m. Starbucks 9:00 a.m. Arrive at job 12:00 p.m. Lunch with a co-worker. Perhaps Chili's? 12:45 p.m. Return to job 1:30 p.m.-2:30 p.m. Meeting 5:00 p.m. Leave work 5:30 p.m.-6:30 p.m. Work out in gym 7:00 p.m. Return home 7:20 p.m. Prepare and eat dinner 8:00 p.m. Watch Law & Order on TNT 11:00 p.m. Go to sleep - - - - OTHER McSWEENEY'S FEATURES: - - - - The Gay Agenda By L.What I Would Be Thinking About If I Were Billy Joel Driving Toward a Holiday Party Where I Knew There Was Going to Be a Piano By Michael Ian Black Translated Thoughts and Questions That Are Running Through a North Korean Refugee's Mind When He Is Awarded Political Asylum in the United States, Settles Down, Turns on the Television, and the First Thing He Sees Is a Fancy Feast Cat-Food Commercial By David Aldridge A Treasury of Modern Love Stories to Fill the Void Between Valentine's Day and Sweetest Day By Anthony Jaffe If Only They Kept Diaries: Barbie By Jeff Steinbrink |