(IM)AGNA CARTA.
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<IOHANNESRex has invited BAR0|\|z1215 to the "Runnymede" chatroom>
IOHANNESRex: HEY
BAR0|\|z1215: EM?
IOHANNESRex: --- I @m /\w4Y, FIGhTiNg the FrEnCH! ill brb ---
BAR0|\|z1215: WTF
IOHANNESRex: --- I @m /\w4Y, FIGhTiNg the FrEnCH! ill brb ---
BAR0|\|z1215: BTDT
IOHANNESRex: HEY whos this
IOHANNESRex: asl?
BAR0|\|z1215: umm
BAR0|\|z1215: ru gay d00d
<IOHANNESRex has warned BAR0|\|z1215>
IOHANNESRex: LOLLL!!!!
IOHANNESRex: chek out my facebook, im under chad divineright ... its a faker!!!
BAR0|\|z1215: k
BAR0|\|z1215: hey so wut happened to ur band??
IOHANNESRex: Lakkland broke up ... thot ud heard
IOHANNESRex: my new bands calld softswordd were gonna be emo LMAO
BAR0|\|z1215: ... god ur gay
IOHANNES Rex: shit
IOHANNESRex: mom
IOHANNESRex: brb
BAR0|\|z1215: k
IOHANNESRex: closecall it wuz the chruch
IOHANNESRex: 3{:-[)> <---thats my cRoWn
BAR0|\|z1215: ... I hv HMWRK!!!1111
IOHANNESRex: hey so tht mnz kan i borrow sum $$$$
IOHANNESRex: [E<D
BAR0|\|z1215: NW U nvr pay me back
IOHANNESRex: I tryn 2 level my char 4 10p a week srsrlly ok
BAR0|\|z1215: alrite but u hv 2 me a fvr k?
BAR0|\|z1215: or else no
IOHANNESRex: cmon
IOHANNESRex: pleeeeeease
IOHANNESRex: k
<BAR0|\|z1215 is trying to send IOHANNESRex a File "magnacarta.parchment">
IOHANNESRex: got it
IOHANNESRex: WTF???!! WTF???!
IOHANNESRex: im confused wut lol
BAR0|\|z1215: gimme a sec im invitin sUm peepz
IOHANNESRex: S000 tihs is a zine?
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BAR0|\|z1215: sgn it kplzthx
IOHANNESRex: no way mofosz
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IOHANNESRex: Concesserimus libertates quasdam scriptas in Magna Carta nostra de libertatibus. Data per manum nostram.
BAR0|\|z1215: ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!!
IOHANNESRex: man fukk u guyz
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