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Archive
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May 30, 2025Itinerary of a Parent Chaperoning a Field Trip, as Imagined by Their Middle Schooler
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May 30, 2025Other Trump White House Food Acronyms
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May 30, 2025Excerpts from The Believer: Sisyphus in the Capital
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May 30, 2025Bad Kissing Techniques
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May 29, 2025Being a Stay-at-Home Mom Makes Me So Horny All I Can Think About Is Getting Pregnant Enough Times to Earn a Medal
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May 29, 2025You Can’t Make an Omelette without Exploding Several Billion Dollars’ Worth of Eggs
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May 28, 2025I Am Pam Bondi’s Shiny Gold Cross Necklace
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May 28, 2025Reviews of New Food: Skittles POP’d Freeze Dried Candy
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May 28, 2025The Blockbuster Manifesto: How to Stop Writing Boring Poems
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May 27, 2025Decoding Cat Adoption Biographies
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May 27, 2025Of Course I Wash My Water Bottle Every Day, Sometimes
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May 23, 2025Addendum to the Ban on Harvard’s Enrollment of International Students