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Christian Alsis
Christian Alsis is a writer and comedian whose work has been featured in MAD Magazine. He lives happily in Philadelphia with his wife and daughter.
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September 26, 2017Allow Me to Take the Opportunity Afforded to Me by This Cover Letter to Explain the Four Year Gap in My Employment When I Was Stuck in a Corn Maze
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May 10, 2017This New Face-Aging Photo App is Fun and Not a Sobering Reminder of the Fleetingness of Time and the Inevitability of Death
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