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Eleonora Saravalle
Eleonora Saravalle is a writer and actor based in New York. She blames her Euro-Midwest heritage for her love of fries with mayo, and will keep this bio short to avoid saying something she thinks is funny now but will regret when friends and strangers read it.
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