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Articles by
Jeremy Blachman
Jeremy Blachman is a novelist and ghostwriter. His books Anonymous Lawyer and The Curve were developed for television by NBC.
Photo by Adina Lemeshow
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March 21, 2023We Would Like to Discuss Why Our Preschooler Was Replaced After Only One Week as Snack Helper
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November 16, 2022What I Would Tell My Five-Year-Old If He Said the Things Trump Said In His Speech Announcing His Run for President in 2024
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July 15, 2021I’m Sorry, But I, The Tooth Fairy, Am Still Not Comfortable Returning to In-Person Work
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April 15, 2020An Update on the Grocery Delivery We’ve Fooled You Into Expecting
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March 30, 2020Can My Son Get More Worksheets Before the World Ends?
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November 28, 2018What the School Photographer Said to Make Your Child Look Like That
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November 12, 2015Foolproof Ways to Get Your Toddler to Wear Socks
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April 28, 2015There Are No Egos In Our Knitting Group
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September 15, 2014Please Let Me Put My Disease-Riddled Hands All Over Your Baby!
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March 27, 2014Your Baby’s Klout Score is In the 25th Percentile
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August 5, 2013Our Terrible Nanny is Available Starting Immediately
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May 3, 2013Work from H.O.M.E
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March 10, 2025As an American Jew, I Feel Completely Reassured for My Safety Now That Trump Has Targeted the Epicenter of American Antisemitism, Columbia University
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March 12, 2025DOGE-Inspired Spring Cleaning
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March 5, 2025Short Conversations with Poets: Dong Li
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March 6, 2025Killing Baby Boomers Will Save the United States Government Trillions