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Matthew Seely
Matthew Seely is a writer and performer based in Toronto. In addition to McSweeney’s, his work has appeared at Points In Case and Robot Butt. Matthew has performed with various improv teams and trained with the Second City Conservatory Program.
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March 31, 2021Am I a Twitter Bot or a Real Amazon Employee? The Answer is Yes!
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January 8, 2021Refusing to Publish My CSI Miami Erotic Fan Fiction Is an Assault on the First Amendment
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October 12, 2020The Radical Differences Between Canadian and American Thanksgiving
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October 2, 2020Trump’s Doctor Writes an Excused Absence Note to the Federal Election Commission
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August 7, 2020As a Hospital CEO I’m Giving My Healthcare Workers the Thanks They Deserve – With a Poster I Made in MS Word
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