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Maureen McEly
Maureen McEly is a writer of short fiction and screenplays who lives in Cincinnati, Ohio with her family. In the time it took to write this, her small children have likely broken several household objects.
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May 9, 2024Being a Mother Is Easy
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March 8, 2023How to Age as a Woman
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July 19, 2022The Count from Sesame Street Lists All the Ways You Failed Your Toddler Today
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March 18, 2022I Insisted on a Strict Policy of Only Educational Toys for My Baby, and Now She Is Too Smart and I Am Terrified of Her
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October 1, 2021I Have Decided to Live the Remainder of My Life as a Simple Woodland Creature
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