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Sarah Gruen
Sarah is a speechwriter and amateur pastry chef in NYC. She both adores and fears sick burns.
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April 5, 2023A Single, Thirty-Something Carrie Bradshaw Asks the Four Questions
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October 25, 2022If I Emailed My Parents Like Democrats Email Me
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August 27, 2021This Study Has Found Literally Every Activity You Love Is Statistically Certain to Kill You
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May 7, 2021We Need a New York City Mayor Who Will Take Mom to the Cloisters When She Visits
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June 17, 2019If We’re Doing Identity Politics, Can We Please Elect a President Named “Tammy”?
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