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Balls Out: A Column On Being Transgendered
Casey Plett is twenty-something and newly female, before which she was a dude who dressed in women’s clothes for a healthy number of years. She wolfs down estrogen and testosterone-suppressors with her daily meals, which she will do for the foreseeable future unless she decides to go back to being a dude. Which, granted, is pretty damn unlikely at this point, though she supposes stranger things have happened, cosmically speaking, like that one composer setting the entire U.S. constitution to music or bars charging money to play foosball.
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September 23, 2011Balls Out: A Column On Being Transgendered: Column 19: Voices
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September 1, 2011Balls Out: A Column On Being Transgendered: Column 18: The Proper Terms
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August 11, 2011Balls Out: A Column On Being Transgendered: Column 17: Mike
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July 26, 2011Balls Out: A Column On Being Transgendered: Column 16: Gay Stuff! Trans Stuff! Cissies! Femmes! Deer Hunting! Sea Salt! Metrosexuals! Bar Fights!
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June 28, 2011Balls Out: A Column On Being Transgendered: Column 15: The Name-Change Diaries
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June 10, 2011Balls Out: A Column On Being Transgendered: Column 14: Lexa and Me
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May 23, 2011Balls Out: A Column On Being Transgendered: Column 13: A Hickey, A Phone, A Lip, A Car
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May 5, 2011Balls Out: A Column On Being Transgendered: Column 12: My Summer Before Last
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April 15, 2011Balls Out: A Column On Being Transgendered: Column 11: Blood Clots and Hospital Beds
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March 28, 2011Balls Out: A Column On Being Transgendered: Column 10: 5-hour Energy Shots, Threatening Truck Drivers, and Packing Both Kinds of Genitals, or, My Dad
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March 10, 2011Balls Out: A Column On Being Transgendered: Column 9: Hair
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February 18, 2011Balls Out: A Column On Being Transgendered: Column 8: Bill Hader, Usually I Like You But This Time You Are Lazy, or, When SNL Tries to Make a Trans Joke and Fails
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