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Not So Timeless After All
2014 Column Contest Winner
In this space, Ilana Masad posts the death notices of beloved characters from children’s literature. She herself will likely die in some karmic fashion involving plush toys, authorial rage, and murderous children.
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December 15, 2015Not So Timeless After All: Carle, Caterpillar
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November 4, 2015Not So Timeless After All: George, Fifi Zozo
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September 30, 2015Not So Timeless After All: Mallard, May
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September 8, 2015Not So Timeless After All: Bird, Baby
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August 12, 2015Not So Timeless After All: Engine That Could, The Little
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July 27, 2015Not So Timeless After All: Cruz, Alexander
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July 2, 2015Not So Timeless After All: Hat, The Cat In The
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June 12, 2015Not So Timeless After All: Leisk, Harold
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May 20, 2015Not So Timeless After All: Thompson-Knight, Eloise
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April 22, 2015Not So Timeless After All: Read, Arthur
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April 2, 2015Not So Timeless After All: Bear, Sister
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March 11, 2015Not So Timeless After All: Wild, Max
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