McSWEENEY'S INTERNET TENDENCY'S PATREON
Join our Patreon for as little as $5 a month and get access to author interviews, content calls, discounts at our store, and more. Help support our writers and keep our site ad-free.
Sarah Walker
Shows You How
In this space, Sarah Walker offers excellent and specific instructions for essential activities in your everyday life, such as bullfighting and performing tracheotomies. These lessons will improve your standard of living by one hundred percent. She accepts your thanks and says you’re welcome, it’s the least she can do for being blessed with such knowledge.
-
April 9, 2024So You’ve Knocked Over a Row of a Motorcycle Gang’s Motorcycles, Again
-
January 7, 2016How to Detox
-
December 7, 2015How to Babysit
-
March 21, 2014How to Plan Your Proposal
-
June 28, 2013How to Choose Your Bridesmaid Dresses
-
June 6, 2013How to Pleasure Your Partner
-
March 29, 2013How to Watch Game of Thrones
-
January 29, 2013How to Cat-Sit
-
November 21, 2012How to Cook a Turkey
-
September 21, 2012How to Fly
-
July 18, 2012How to Make the Most of Your Island Vacation
-
March 29, 2012How to Have a One-Night Stand
Trending 🔥
-
March 18, 2025Senator Schumer Votes to Let the Big Wooden Horse into Troy
-
March 24, 2025Lest We Forget the Horrors: An Unending Catalog of Trump’s Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes
-
March 10, 2025As an American Jew, I Feel Completely Reassured for My Safety Now That Trump Has Targeted the Epicenter of American Antisemitism, Columbia University
-
March 13, 2025It’s a Shame We Have to Betray Our Allies, Starve the Poor, Halt Scientific Progress, Destroy the Environment, and Eliminate the Freedoms Enshrined in the Bill of Rights, but at Least My Investment Portfolio Is Also Tanking
Recently
-
March 28, 2025Although I Voted for You to Be Turned into Soup, There’s No Reason We Can’t Be Friends Before You Are Liquefied
-
March 28, 2025Brutally Honest Emails from Academia.edu
-
March 27, 2025We Are the People Who Buy Red Delicious Apples
-
March 27, 2025A Letter from Believer Editor Daniel Gumbiner