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The Conflicted Existence of the Female Porn Writer
Lynsey G. has taken odd writing jobs where she could get them for a few years now, and one day woke up to realize that they were all about sex. With gigs at three porn magazines doing DVD reviews, set copy, interviews, and more, a book in the works about swingers, and now this column, it appears that she’s deeply mired in smut. This column is more or less a place for her to rant, rave, and muse about the weirdness of watching people screw for a living.
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August 16, 2010The Conflicted Existence of the Female Porn Writer: Column 17: Am I Just a Pervert?
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July 28, 2010The Conflicted Existence of the Female Porn Writer: Column 16: How Far We’ve…
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June 30, 2010The Conflicted Existence of the Female Porn Writer: Column 15: Porn is Performance
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June 15, 2010The Conflicted Existence of the Female Porn Writer: Column 14: Gender Relations
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May 28, 2010The Conflicted Existence of the Female Porn Writer: Column 13: Fake Nails and Faux Lesbians
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May 11, 2010The Conflicted Existence of the Female Porn Writer: Column 12: FutureSex/PornSounds
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April 21, 2010The Conflicted Existence of the Female Porn Writer: Column 11: Let’s Talk About Blowjobs
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April 1, 2010The Conflicted Existence of the Female Porn Writer: Column 10: The Smut Smorgasbord and Surreptitious Sex Habits
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March 15, 2010The Conflicted Existence of the Female Porn Writer: Column 9: The Fake Thing
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February 23, 2010The Conflicted Existence of the Female Porn Writer: Column 8: Porn Has No Soul
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February 3, 2010The Conflicted Existence of the Female Porn Writer: Column 7: Plots, Parodies, and Porn
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January 21, 2010The Conflicted Existence of the Female Porn Writer: Column 6: Male Porn Stars
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