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September 23
PORTLAND
Powell's Bookstore (the main store), 1005 W. Burnside
7:30 P.M.
Lecture Topic: Self-Transference — Becoming the Opposite Sex on the Battlefield.

September 24
SAN FRANCISCO
City Lights, 261 Columbus Avenue
7:00 P.M.
Lecture Topic: Breathing In America — You Will Shelve Your Gas Mask Once You Access Your 10th Orifice.

September 25
CHICAGO
Quimby's, 1854 West North Ave
7:00 P.M. (With Arthur Bradford)
Lecture Topic: War Time Fitness — The New Yoga.

September 26
AUSTIN
Book People, 603 North Lamar
7:00 P.M. (With Chuck Palahnuik)
Lecture Topic: Gender-Neutral Wrestling — Accessing the Chimpanzee Within.

September 30
MINNEAPOLIS / ST. PAUL
Ruminator Books.
7:00 P.M.
Lecture Topic: Rubber Prayers and Heart Measurements — Discover the Food Object that Represents How You Feel about Your Fellow Americans.

October 1
MADISON
University Bookstore, 711 State Street
6:00 P.M.
Lecture Topic: Divine Trampoline — Infiltrating The Heaven of Your Choice.

October 4
LOS ANGELES
Skylight Books, 1818 N. Vermont Ave.
7:30 P.M.
Lecture Topic: Anatomical Sculpting Through Manipulated Air — Growing the Third Ear and Erasing the Nose.

October 10
BROOKLYN
Cancelled.

October 14
WASHINGTON, DC
Politics & Prose, 5015 Connecticut Avenue NW
7:00 P.M. (With Nani Power)
Lecture Topic: Epistolary-Strategies Regarding the President — The Letter the Author Received from the President After Sending Him a Copy of His Book.

October 19
PHILADELPHIA
Free Library, Montgomery Auditorium, 1901 Vine Street
Time TK (With Arthur Bradford)
Lecture Topic: Living Underground — Customizing Your Missions for the Good of Mankind From Inside the Bunker.

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