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"INTERSECTING MICROCOSM" ANSWERS

Well, the Brain Exploder owes you, the puzzle-solving public, an apology.

Brain Exploder HQ has been undergoing a face-lift of late. New front porch. New back porch. New fence. Fresh coat of paint on the upstairs. Plus, in January, there was a new addition to the BE family, a "Junior Jumble," if you will. And through all this, the BE has been suffering through dial-up Internet access. Ugh.

None of these are acceptable excuses, however. You have been puzzle-less. Indeed, for over a month you have been without answers to the most recent challenge. Not even bags and bags of paper diapers filled with mealy, mustard-colored feces can excuse that.

First, let me thank David Jaggard once again for his clever puzzle "Intersecting Microcosm." It was accessible enough that many, many of you enjoyed giving it a whirl, yet so challenging that only two people came up with all twenty-nine answers. Outstanding.

Because the puzzle was so difficult (and because at least a half-dozen of you came up with an oh-so-close twenty-eight of twenty-nine), we will be giving away two prizes this week. For their perfect scores, Doug Johnson and Michael Prerau will each receive a McSweeney's book.

By far, the most difficult question was number twenty-eight, "The Thumbsups." Only ten of you, less than 5 percent of all entries, correctly identified "The Birds" as being its "opposite." So devilishly difficult was that clue, some of you became downright hostile over it. Dan D. guessed "The Stars," then wrote, "(actually "Yellow" by Coldplay, but you don't seem to know what an opposite is, so maybe you don't know that song title, either)." Zing! Hopefully the warmer weather has you in better spirits, Danny. Anyway, congratulations to Yennie Cheung, Matthew Murphy, Justin Thurman, Melissa Culling, Chris Havener, Benjamin Daniels, Thomas Williams, and Ali Fahmy for getting that one right.

Correct answers follow immediately. New puzzle will follow soon.

1. Your Slight, Skinny Latin Divorce
My Big Fat Greek Wedding

2. The Fake Fat Sunny
The Real Slim Shady

3. Die and Buy Tool
Live and Let Die

4. They Shan't Undergo
We Shall Overcome

5. Gladhanding Bear
Raging Bull

6. You Aren't the Losers
We Are the Champions

7. Extra Armistices
Star Wars

8. Spring Arrives
Autumn Leaves

9. Slice
Hook

10. The Day We Putted New Union Up
The Night They Drove Old Dixie Down

11. The Flaccid
The Firm

12. Sheepish John
Proud Mary

13. Pitchwoman
Batman

14. Hypothermia
Fever

15. Skyshare Night
Groundhog Day

16. Sit by Yourself
Stand by Me

17. Mediocre Cubes of Water
Great Balls of Fire

18. Sangfroid Labor
Anger Management

19. Moseyed
Ran

20. Clear Valley Fixup
Foggy Mountain Breakdown

21. North Drive: The Still
South Park: The Movie

22. Sings Without Sheep
Dances With Wolves

23. Boypuker
Maneater

24. BAKE
MASH

25. Newsweek Before Newsweek
Time After Time

26. Indeeding Dale
Notting Hill

27. Purple Hovercraft
Yellow Submarine

28. The Thumbsups
The Birds

29. You Hate Paper, Scissors, Yaw and Pitch
I Love Rock and Roll

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