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Just in time for Valentine's Day,
the Guardian in London has
reviewed and raved about
The Secret Language of Sleep.
And, for the rest of the week,
you can buy it for $5!
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Kanye West's Lyric "The Way School Need Teachers / The Way Kathie Lee Needed Regis / That's the Way I Need Jesus," Adapted for Other Religions.BY MARTIN BELL - - - - Islam The way Madonna need the Kabbalah / The way Skee-Lo needed more royalties from "I wish I was a li'l bit talla" / That the way I need Allah. Hinduism The way today's hardworking AIDS researchers need tissue / The way a drunk Joe Namath wantshh to kissshhh you / That's how I need Vishnu. Shintoism The way the Bush camp needed to find some WMDs / The way Scottish tourism needs the Hebrides / That how I need various "kami," nature deities. Zoroastrianism The way the troops need to come home from Basra / The way my friend Terry's dad needs his '96 Mazda / So, too, do I need a Mazda, except I am of course referring to Ahura Mazda, the single supreme god of Zoroastrianism. Atheism The way the Red Sox need the curse of Babe Ruth / The way Abraham Lincoln needed Booth / That's how much I need a deity of any sort / That is to say, not very much at all. Judaism The way a Kennedy needs Cape C-d / The way iTunes players require an iP-d / And the way Bill Cosby needed Phylicia Rash-d / That's how I need G-d.
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