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Just in time for Valentine's Day,
the Guardian in London has
reviewed and raved about
The Secret Language of Sleep.
And, for the rest of the week,
you can buy it for $5!

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A N I M A L S   I
E N J O Y   I M A G I N I N G.


BY FELIX MUHL

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Human baby with wings and/or talons: these would be adorable and deadly.

No-toed sloth: like the three-toed sloth, but, you know.

Falcon with a shiny shell: a dark emerald green, and hard like armor. These would be so cool and also deadly.

Tiny dinosaur, approximately thumb-size: like maybe a little brontosaurus in your palm?

Glowworms: I know these exist but I have never seen one. And can you believe it? Apparently they actually glow.

Silkworms: do these really make silk or just some silk-like mush? If they do in fact make silk, that's crazy.

Kittens with blue eyes and very soft paws: of course these are real and I have even seen and held and cuddled them. But still, they are great to think about.

 

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