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BY CHAD MCCRACKEN

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 You keep forgetting: this was a pretty vanilla risk
 transfer for the time, 7 or 8 percent on a loss-
 remote finite deal: standard. The whole climate, the market, 
 the level of scrutiny—it was a different world
 back then: no broker would've balked. Some of the cat coverage
 in those days—let me put this gingerly—we used to write

 excess cat coverage—or we'd have some offshore captive write
 it—where the top layer would have maybe 2 percent risk—
 with a huge potential downside, sure, if the coverage
 got tapped, but on these fancy finite products the losses
 had to be crazy-ass crazy, real ASTEROID HITS, WORLD
 ENDS–type stuff, for the policy to kick in. The markets

 insisted on heavy insulation, any market
 for earnings-protection policies wanted them written
 to withstand—I don't know—nine or ten 9/11s, world-
 shattering Book of Revelation cats: the transferred risk
 was tiny, a little, um, well, loanlike, because the losses
 were so systematically walled off from the coverage.

 Enough background. Let me try to explain the coverage. 
 Remember that they were the principal retro market
 for business written by their subs, on the hook for losses
 flowing in from everywhere: some insane Irish sub writes
 a cat product for some Yemeni power plant, the risk—
 the excess, anyway, above some threshold—mounts up, world-

 wide exposure, based on whatever bets some burnt-out world-
 weary rogue sub made. So they need some retro coverage
 themselves. They buy some. But they don't cede enough risk
 to please their fretful parent, so they start seeking markets
 for more accounting-driven products. Enter us: we write
 an odd little treaty that will pass GAAP loss-

 reporting—yeah, I know—and so: anxious parent gets loss-
 protection it craves, margin is manageable, the world
 is happy and safe. But nobody could've guessed when we wrote
 our draft, the exclusions in the underlying coverage
 from one sub were all fucked up, so the models the markets
 were using were off. Thus: long-tailed exposure, big fat risk.

 With no losses, who cares? But the wrong cats hit: a coverage
 fight erupts. An old story: bad year worldwide, the markets, 
 pissed: we get blamed for writing the thing, for every rued risk. 

 

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