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The Forest of
Barbaric Sestinas.

BY DANIEL BORZUTZKY

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 The barbaric writer tried to write a barbaric sestina
 about his inability to write a barbaric sestina, but in the end
 he could not write a sestina about his inability to write
 a sestina, he could only write a sestina about his desire
 to defecate on all the sestinas he had ever read, which were almost always about love
 and its opposite—poetry—which he first encountered in the forest

 as a child when he witnessed a wolf eating a kitten. In the forest,
 the cracking lilacs turned to mold, and the sestina
 about his inability to write a barbaric sestina became a sestina about his love
 for defecating on poems about trees, mountains, rivers, and the ends
 of seasons; he liked urinating on Robert Frost, but when it came to Rilke, his desire
 was to vomit all over the Sonnets to Orpheus, especially the one where Rilke writes

 of the cycles of flowers and fruit, which always made the barbaric writer
 think of an empty space, an empty forest that contains all other forests
 wherein the barbaric writer disguises himself as a barbaric writer who desires
 the complete obliteration of language, a difficult subject for a sestina, 
 though who has not dreamed of writing a silent poem with no end, 
 for when we write about murder, thought the barbaric writer, we are actually writing about love. 

 The barbaric writer hated poems in general, but he could not suppress his love
 for poems about his hatred for poetry. So he began to write
 about his desire to destroy poetry, but in the end
 he wrote such beautiful poetry about his hatred for poetry that he could not see the forest
 for the trees, for the leaves were filled with villanelles, sonnets, and sestinas
 about his barbaric alter ego who desired nothing more than to not desire what he most desired, 

 and what he most desired, or so he thought, was to defecate on Baudelaire and Keats, a desire
 to be realized by abandoning the ideals of truth and beauty, and asserting instead that love
 is like vomiting on Goethe and Henry James in the same sestina. 
 Thus the barbaric writer began his sestina with the words, Today I write
 because I cannot vomit or defecate, I can only walk in the forest
 and urinate on Shakespeare, Flaubert, Cervantes, Whitman, and even Dante, for the end

 of poetry will be achieved only when ordinary barbarians, like you and me, unite to end
 the practice of admiring texts, and replace it with the desire
 to destroy texts in ceremonies of blood, vomit, defecation, and book burnings in forests. 
 But there remained the problem of love, 
 for though he wanted to have no affectionate feelings for poetry, the barbaric writer
 could see only beauty in the hatred that filled every word of his sestina

 about the end of poetry. The barbaric writer loved hatred, and hated love; 
 nevertheless, he knew that his desire for love, and not hatred, had inspired him to write
 the Forest of Barbaric Sestinas in the forest of barbaric sestinas. 

 

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