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Just in time for Valentine's Day,
the Guardian in London has
reviewed and raved about
The Secret Language of Sleep.
And, for the rest of the week,
you can buy it for $5!

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Sestina
to Wheateena.

BY NED RUST

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 When you have a taste for grain
 And wouldn't mind a healthful gain
 Let me point out something good
 That most have not yet understood—
 If you wish to seize the fruitful day
 Wheateena is the name you'll say

 And as Mom tends the pot, she'll say
 She's glad you picked this wholesome grain
 With which to start your wak'ning day
 For your heart will sing & your waist won't gain—
 Mothers have long understood
 This huskéd wheat is more than good

 The taste is nutty, brown and good
 And more than taste, you're bound to say
 The texture must be understood: 
 Far past the feel of normal grain
 A squeaky, silky, toothsome gain—
 Like cunnilingus to break the day

 And as the priming bolus of the day
 Takes its course for cleansing good
 (Your stomach's, bowel's, and sphincters' gain)
 More surreal than cereal will you say
 This is no common, mortal grain
 At least not as we have understood

 For if 'neath Apollo's stable you were under-stood
 And, open-mouthed, caught the chaff of brilliant day
 That o'erflowed the golden manger's grain
 You'd not believe it could be quite so good
 That human words could ever say
 The power of your sense of gain.

 For who can speak the divine gain
 And who has be-fore understood
 To dis-till blood to ichor, one need but say
 This sing-song name to start the day
 And that what had been your sense of good
 Was incomplete before this grain?

 So eat your bowl, go forth, and loudly say
 That this daily good is now understood
 To spring alone from Wheateena's grain 

 

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