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Just in time for Valentine's Day,
the Guardian in London has
reviewed and raved about
The Secret Language of Sleep.
And, for the rest of the week,
you can buy it for $5!

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Invitation to
the BLSA Dinner:
Friday, November 5,
8:00 P.M., College of
William and Mary.

"A descending spiral, begetting
the very thing it seeks to destroy."

BY RUTHANNE DOETZER

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 In early November, there is a dinner, sponsored by the Black
 Law Students' Association. We will toast Justice
 And Rosa Parks before bringing out the food. 
 We will eat and talk late into the night, 
 We will talk and eat and forget about the winter
 That gathers, even in the South, outside in the dark. 

 By the time we leave, it will, indeed, be dark: 
 No stars, just streetlights against a sky black
 And cold enough to remind us that it's winter. 
 You should come. It's all about networking. Yeah, and justice—
 Doctor King's "joyous daybreak to end the long night
 of captivity." And did I mention ... there's free food? 

 (Why do they always advertise the food? 
 Are college students' social lives so dark
 That they must be bribed to spend one night
 With their fellow classmates, the members of the Black
 Law Students' Association? Forget all that talk about justice: 
 Do you have anything better to do in Williamsburg in the winter?) 

 Not so bad, though, to be a law student in winter.
 (Except for those ridiculously cold bus rides to shop for food. 
 Ironic that this colonial city is so hard on pedestrians: where's the justice
 In that?) Worse to study law in the spring, when it doesn't get dark
 Until late, but you're inside all day and everybody wears black, 
 Like job interviews are funerals, and studies day and night. 

 It's a safe town, Williamsburg, safe enough to walk around at night. 
 Far enough south to be cheap, but far enough north to have a real winter. 
 Our university may not be urbane, but it is diverse. Fifteen percent of our students are black
 Or, rather, "self-identified persons of color." The undergraduates complain about the food,
 Of course, but the law students have more serious concerns. Law is a slippery, dark
 Road, the high road that sometimes, maybe, leads to justice. 

 Sometimes I think there's no such thing: no justice
 Except in the stories we tell ourselves to ward off this night
 Of our own making. Darkness cannot drive out the dark
 But will optimism, an imagined heat, keep us warm come winter? 
 Such faith sustains itself, I'm told; it needs no other food,
 But I doubt the world is quite so white and black. 

 Anyway, where was I ... Black Student Association? Before I got sidetracked by justice? 
 You can't go wrong with free food if you have nothing else planned for Friday night. 
 The first social event of winter and, if we go together, neither of us will have to walk home alone in the dark. 

 

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