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Memphis, 1976.

BY JILLY DYBKA

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 Girls wrestle in white panties at Graceland
 for the benefit of Elvis: 
 C'mon, girls, ya'll get rough with each other. 
 Good Dr. Nick has given enough pills 
 to make The King a bloated wisp of what 
 he was. Christmastime. And his fans

 have trapped him in his mansion. Fans
 flock to see decorations at Graceland. 
 The gaudy tourists know not what
 lies behind the locked door. Elvis, 
 imperial on the couch, popping pills
 as the young girls romp with one another. 

 Some think Elvis lost it when his mother
 Gladys died. Grief, wiggling its hips, fans
 his fetishes. There are not enough pills, 
 not enough Cadillacs parked at Graceland
 to fill the vacancy in Elvis. 
 He has become a Vegas shade of what

 he used to be. He tries to forget what
 it was like to be that younger, other, 
 Ann-Margret-screwing Elvis. 
 The icon who could cause the fans
 to faint, to climb over the wall at Graceland. 
 Now it is the couch and the 25 pills

 a day. Amphetamines, downers, 
 painkillers—Elvis gladly takes whatever
 Dr. Nick will give. Holed up in Graceland
 cleaning his guns, one after another, 
 he shoots the TV. A King is no fan
 of Robert Goulet. O Elvis, 

 drug-addled and swollen Elvis, 
 abandon the girls in their underwear, pills
 on your tongue, heavy pinkie rings. Your fans
 would cry Elvis! Elvis! instead of What's
 wrong with the King?
 They would embrace each other 
 while waiting in the rain outside Graceland. 

 You lay in the pill-womb of Graceland
 while fate fanned your fame, Elvis. 
 What America adores, she devours. And so she looks for another. 

 

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