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November 27, 2023Your Amazon Order of Reusable Metal Straws Is Currently on Its Way Via the Most Ecologically Devastating Route You Could Imagine
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June 27, 2023Amazon Product Names for Famous Literary Objects
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June 5, 2023A Letter from the New Corporate Owners of Hooper’s Store
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July 12, 2022And on the Twelfth Day of the Seventh Month, Thou Shalt Observe an Amazon Prime Day
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June 21, 2021Amazon Prime Day Has Become Too Commercialized
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March 31, 2021Am I a Twitter Bot or a Real Amazon Employee? The Answer is Yes!
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March 16, 2021An Amazon.com Warehouse Worker’s Book Recommendations
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March 12, 2021I’m the Package You Impulse-Ordered Three Days Ago and No, I’m Not Going to Make You Feel Any Better
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November 24, 2020Shop Locally This Holiday Season. Please Don’t Give More Money to Amazon
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September 3, 2019I Am Amazon Cog #257 and I Love My Job Here at Amazon.com
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