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All posts tagged
candy
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February 13, 2024Cormac McCarthy’s Valentine’s Day Candy Hearts
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June 8, 2023Reviews of New Food: Warheads Sour Soda
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March 23, 2023Reviews of New Food: Peeps-Flavored Pepsi
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February 13, 2023Candy Heart Messages After Elon Musk Buys Sweethearts for $44 Billion
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October 6, 2022Reviews of New Food: Brach’s Tailgate Candy Corn Mix
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May 3, 2022Thank You, Teachers. Here’s a Piece of Candy Glued to Cardstock
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March 3, 2022Reviews of New Food: Reese’s Big Cup with Potato Chips King Size Peanut Butter Cups
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November 25, 2019Please Accommodate Our Jolly Rancher Diet This Thanksgiving
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June 21, 2018Reviews of New Food: Sprinkles’ Cupcake ATM and Haribo Starmix
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February 14, 2018Message On a Heart-Shaped Candy or a DM That Gets You Blocked 4-Ever?
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