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May 6, 2011An Open Letter to Customers Shopping the Liquidation Sale at the Bookstore Where I Work
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October 21, 2003Things I Told Customers While Working at a Starbucks, in a Mall, in the Baltimore Suburbs
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May 27, 2002Questions Most Frequently Asked by Bookstore Customers
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May 6, 2002Whatever Is Will Be Unsigned
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