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Ben Gauthier

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Ben Gauthier is a comedy writer who just moved to Los Angeles!!

February 22, 2018

I’m the Parkland P.R. Coach and I’m Worried My Crisis Actors Will Never Break Character

by Ben Gauthier

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November 6, 2024

I Don’t Hate Women Candidates. I Just Thought an Erratic and Vindictive Criminal Was Worthier of My Vote Than a Woman Candidate

by Devorah Blachor
November 8, 2024

Updates on the Arc of the Moral Universe

by Amanda Lehr
November 6, 2024

Here’s Why a Second Death Star Won’t Be That Bad

by Carlos Greaves
August 19, 2024

Lest We Forget the Horrors: A Catalog of Trump’s Worst Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes: The Complete Listing: Atrocities 1–1,056

by Ben Parker, Stephanie Steinbrecher, Kelsey Ronan, John McMurtrie, Sophia DuRose, Rachel Villa, and Amy Sumerton

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I’m Robert F. Kennedy Jr., and It’s Time to Build a Healthcare System for 2025 BCE

by Jack Stebbins