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Emily Holi

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Emily Holi

Emily Holi is an author, short fiction/satire writer, mom of five, and grilled cheese connoisseur. She currently balances writing (at her kitchen counter) with constant-laundry-folding, magnatile-tower-constructing, and round-the-clock-sandwich-making.