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Gracie Beaver-Kairis
Gracie Beaver-Kairis is a Pacific Northwest-based humor and fiction writer. Her work has appeared in Weekly Humorist, Slackjaw, Belladonna Comedy, Points in Case, and in a series of unorganized Google docs on her phone.
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January 31, 2025The Twelve Labors of Hercules, First-Time Homebuyer
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October 11, 2024Brutally Honest Instructions for Visiting a Pumpkin Patch
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March 21, 2024What I Imagine Would Happen If I Went on Naked and Afraid
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March 12, 2024All of the Toilet Scenes in This Prestige Drama are 100 Percent Necessary
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October 6, 2023Taking a Bubble Bath: Fantasy vs. Reality
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September 1, 2023An Honest Guide to Your New Inflatable Standup Paddleboard
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May 31, 2023If What Millennials Were Taught in School Were Actually Useful
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May 1, 2023Excerpts from My Wilderness Adventure Novel Where It’s a Crucial Plot Point That All the Characters Went to Notre Dame
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December 20, 2022We Are the Dead Moms in Holiday Commercials and We Have Had Enough
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October 28, 2022A Millennial Woman’s House of Horrors
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October 13, 2022An Expert’s Guide to Your First Tattoo by Me, a Person with a Single Tiny Tattoo
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August 2, 2022Protagonists of ’00s Songs: Where Are They Now?
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March 31, 2025I’m a Free-Thinking Centrist with Only Right-Wing Ideas
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April 1, 2025I’m a German Citizen in 1933, and Is It Just Me or Is It Really Hard to Get Any Work Done Right Now?
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April 3, 2025President Trump’s Tariffs Will Help America Win the War Against Birds
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April 9, 2025US News & World Report’s Best Remaining Colleges, 2028
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April 15, 2025Would You Like Us to Spend Your Tax Dollars on Meals on Wheels or a Billionaire’s Yacht?
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April 14, 2025This Applebee’s Goes Hard