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Jacqueline Firkins
Jacqueline Firkins is a writer, designer, and professor living in Vancouver, BC. Her first novel, Hearts, Strings, and Other Breakable Things comes out in fall 2019. Most of the time she can be found exploring the nuances of social anxiety and stress eating with her lovable dog, but sometimes she says something funny.
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