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Articles by
Rebecca Turkewitz
Rebecca Turkewitz is a writer and high school teacher living in Maine. She is the author of the story collection Here in the Night (Black Lawrence Press, July 2023). Her fiction and humor have appeared in The Normal School, Electric Literature, SmokeLong Quarterly, The New Yorker’s Daily Shouts, and elsewhere. You can find her at her at
rebeccaturkewitz.com.
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April 19, 2024Other Things That Could Be Called The Tortured Poets Department
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September 8, 2023Universally Acknowledged Truths for High School Teachers
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December 4, 2017Soundtracks for Melania Trump’s East Colonnade Christmas Decorations
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August 25, 2016Ways to Keep the Teeming Hordes of Humanity From Stealing Your Valuables at the Beach
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January 22, 2016The Road (Has Not Been Plowed in Thirty-Two Hours)
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