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Articles by
Ross Wolinsky
Ross Wolinsky is a writer and creative based in New York City. He also makes a mean Italian wedding.
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September 21, 2020I Can’t Wait Until 2020 Is Over
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May 5, 2020An Itinerary For Your Hike to Flaming Bowels of Hell Cave
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April 3, 2020Seven Tips to Avoid the Coronavirus Now That You Live Among the Mole People
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February 14, 2020The Real Saints of Valentine’s Day
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October 23, 2019The Millennial Raven
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May 8, 2019Introducing the Newly Gentrified New York, New York Hotel & Casino
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February 28, 2019Introducing Our New and Baffling Recycling Program
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January 23, 2019Welcome to Our Shitty Eco-Hotel
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November 27, 2018HeartFirst Medical Solutions & Supplies LLC Is Proud to Present SHOK™: The Cool New Defibrillator For Gen Z
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October 17, 2018I’m the Kind of Guy Who Says What He Thinks, Even If It’s “Politically Incorrect” and Also Happens to Agree with Hitler on a Few Things
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June 12, 2018Whole30 Changed My Entire Relationship With Food Because I’m Dead Now
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February 7, 2018FAQ: Your New Cursed Instant Pot
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March 18, 2025Senator Schumer Votes to Let the Big Wooden Horse into Troy
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March 24, 2025Lest We Forget the Horrors: An Unending Catalog of Trump’s Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes
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March 10, 2025As an American Jew, I Feel Completely Reassured for My Safety Now That Trump Has Targeted the Epicenter of American Antisemitism, Columbia University
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March 13, 2025It’s a Shame We Have to Betray Our Allies, Starve the Poor, Halt Scientific Progress, Destroy the Environment, and Eliminate the Freedoms Enshrined in the Bill of Rights, but at Least My Investment Portfolio Is Also Tanking
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March 28, 2025Although I Voted for You to Be Turned into Soup, There’s No Reason We Can’t Be Friends Before You Are Liquefied
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March 28, 2025Brutally Honest Emails from Academia.edu
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March 27, 2025We Are the People Who Buy Red Delicious Apples
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March 27, 2025A Letter from Believer Editor Daniel Gumbiner