McSweeney’s
Internet Tendency
Daily humor almost every day since 1998.
Daily humor almost every day since 1998.
The Believer Magazine

Subscribe today to climb aboard this unstoppable train of a literary journal.

Tori Malcangio

Articles by

Tori Malcangio

Tori writes fiction, sleeps with her Vizsla, and laments the state of this county from San Diego. Her work has been around way more than she has and has won more awards than she ever will as a parent.

Trending 🔥
  1. March 31, 2025
    I’m a Free-Thinking Centrist with Only Right-Wing Ideas
    by Nancy Matson
  2. April 9, 2025
    US News & World Report’s Best Remaining Colleges, 2028
    by Andrew Marshall
  3. April 1, 2025
    I’m a German Citizen in 1933, and Is It Just Me or Is It Really Hard to Get Any Work Done Right Now?
    by Lia Woodward and Leah Folta
  4. April 4, 2025
    The White House or The White Lotus?
    by Sara K. Runnels
Recently