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All posts tagged
election-2024
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January 21, 2025I Am a Disappointed Trump Voter Who Was Told It Would Be the Past by Now
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January 6, 2025This Threat to Democracy Must Be Certified
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December 10, 2024How Mrs. Claus Is Going to Survive till December 25
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December 6, 2024The Democrats Plan a Holiday Party
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November 27, 2024Familiar Sayings Updated for the Next Four Years
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November 24, 2024Finally, I Can Quit the Workforce to Devote Myself to Mothering and Fighting Dust Storms
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November 15, 2024I’m Willing to Give Our Alien Overlords a Second Chance
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November 14, 2024An Open Letter from the Other Side of the World to the 50.2 Percent of Americans Who Probably Won’t Read This and the 48.1 Percent Who Might
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November 13, 2024Sure, I Voted for Someone Whose Policies Might Kill You, but Now’s the Time to Put Aside Our Differences
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November 12, 2024How Much Do You Need?
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February 10, 2025Voting for the Mayor Who Promised to Blow Up the City Doesn’t Mean I Approve of the Mayor Blowing Up the City
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February 5, 2025Here at DOGE, We’ve Streamlined Every Aspect of America’s Collapse
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February 13, 2025Finally, My Tax Dollars Are Being Used to Uncover Publicly Available Government Information
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February 4, 2025An Accurate Organizational Chart of Your University
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February 21, 2025Don’t Tread on Me—Unless You’re a Billionaire with a Ketamine Addiction, in Which Case I Enthusiastically Support It
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February 21, 2025Excerpts from The Believer: Finding Win Ng
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February 21, 2025Why I Chose to Reenter the Matrix and Be a Living Battery for the Machines
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February 20, 2025Take Him Seriously, Not Literally