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farmers
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June 2, 2016I Don’t Have This Job: I Am a Worm Farmer
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December 10, 2015Remove Your Cap and Bow Your Head, For It is I, Secretary of Agriculture Tom Vilsack
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October 21, 2014A Small-Scale Organic Farmer Wants You to Know a Few Things
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August 25, 2014A Company-Wide Memo to All Staff Regarding the Sexing Up of The Farmer’s Almanac
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September 12, 2012Tractors Drive Themselves: One Man’s Return to the Farm: The Feeling We ARE in Kansas
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July 10, 2009Crop Share Newsletter: Apocalypse Edition
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March 18, 2025Senator Schumer Votes to Let the Big Wooden Horse into Troy
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March 24, 2025Lest We Forget the Horrors: An Unending Catalog of Trump’s Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes
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March 10, 2025As an American Jew, I Feel Completely Reassured for My Safety Now That Trump Has Targeted the Epicenter of American Antisemitism, Columbia University
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March 13, 2025It’s a Shame We Have to Betray Our Allies, Starve the Poor, Halt Scientific Progress, Destroy the Environment, and Eliminate the Freedoms Enshrined in the Bill of Rights, but at Least My Investment Portfolio Is Also Tanking
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March 28, 2025Although I Voted for You to Be Turned into Soup, There’s No Reason We Can’t Be Friends Before You Are Liquefied
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March 28, 2025Brutally Honest Emails from Academia.edu
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March 27, 2025We Are the People Who Buy Red Delicious Apples
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March 27, 2025A Letter from Believer Editor Daniel Gumbiner