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paintings
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November 15, 2023We Must Take a Stand Against Georgia O’Keeffe’s Unrealistic Beauty Standards for Vaginal Anatomy
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September 26, 2022I’m Michelangelo, and Everyone on this Ceiling Is as Naked and Jacked as God Intended
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March 30, 2021Are You a Sensual Nude Woman in a Classical Painting or Just Naked on Your Couch?
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January 21, 2020Cues for Your Portrait Session
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August 15, 2019“One Small Thing”: Famous Artists Consider Changes to Their Masterpieces
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April 8, 2019How to Show Everyone in This Art Museum You Really Fucking Appreciate This Painting
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March 13, 2019Interviews with People Who Have Interesting or Unusual Jobs: Patti Swanson, Accidental Bob Ross Enthusiast
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September 12, 2014Botticelli’s Venus Wants You to Go Away
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July 18, 2011What the Painting Saw
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April 18, 2011A Debrief from the National Floppy Clocks Corporation President
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February 10, 2025Voting for the Mayor Who Promised to Blow Up the City Doesn’t Mean I Approve of the Mayor Blowing Up the City
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February 5, 2025Here at DOGE, We’ve Streamlined Every Aspect of America’s Collapse
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February 4, 2025An Accurate Organizational Chart of Your University
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February 13, 2025Finally, My Tax Dollars Are Being Used to Uncover Publicly Available Government Information
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February 18, 2025Thanks to Our New Efficiency Czar, the Triangle Shirtwaist Factory Is Saving More Money Than Ever
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February 18, 2025We Are Ending Our DEI Program at Four Loko
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February 18, 2025It’s a Snow Day, Welcome to Hell
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February 14, 2025Quotes from Famous Romance Films Rewritten for the First Weeks of Trump’s Second Term