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paintings
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November 15, 2023We Must Take a Stand Against Georgia O’Keeffe’s Unrealistic Beauty Standards for Vaginal Anatomy
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September 26, 2022I’m Michelangelo, and Everyone on this Ceiling Is as Naked and Jacked as God Intended
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March 30, 2021Are You a Sensual Nude Woman in a Classical Painting or Just Naked on Your Couch?
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January 21, 2020Cues for Your Portrait Session
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August 15, 2019“One Small Thing”: Famous Artists Consider Changes to Their Masterpieces
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April 8, 2019How to Show Everyone in This Art Museum You Really Fucking Appreciate This Painting
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March 13, 2019Interviews with People Who Have Interesting or Unusual Jobs: Patti Swanson, Accidental Bob Ross Enthusiast
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September 12, 2014Botticelli’s Venus Wants You to Go Away
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July 18, 2011What the Painting Saw
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April 18, 2011A Debrief from the National Floppy Clocks Corporation President
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November 18, 2024I Am a Passionate Mid-Level University Administrator, and I’m Gonna Administrate the Shit Out of This Place
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November 13, 2024Sure, I Voted for Someone Whose Policies Might Kill You, but Now’s the Time to Put Aside Our Differences
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November 25, 2024How to Give Thanks by Cooking Food No One Knows How to Cook and Eating Food No One Likes to Eat
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November 22, 2024Something about President-Elect Nyarlathotep’s Unholy Rebirth Feels Weird, Right?
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December 3, 2024Rules from Claire’s Employee Handbook
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December 2, 2024Template for Trump Supporters Outraged over Hunter Biden’s Pardon
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December 2, 2024As Executor of the Frère Jacques Estate, I’ve Been Appointed to Collect Royalties from Your Preschool
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November 29, 2024Famous Authors Lose Their Moms in Department Stores