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poetry
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November 26, 2024Six Tips for a Young Writer Whose Father Just Emailed Them a Poem He Wrote and Asked, “Thoughts?”
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August 14, 2024Lines from “The Love Song of J. Alfred Prufrock” if T. S. Eliot Had Been Mentored by the Three Stooges Instead of Ezra Pound
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September 18, 2023If People in Other Professions Talked About Their Jobs Like Poets Talk About Poetry
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June 27, 2023W. H. Auden’s “Funeral Blues (The Practical Version)”
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December 16, 2022Holiday Air Travel Haiku
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December 9, 2022Emily Dickinson’s Evaluation Rubric for a Tenure-Track Position at Her Liberal Arts College
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November 29, 2022T. S. Eliot’s “The Waste Land” as Occupy Democrats Tweets
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August 31, 2022How Kahlil Gibran’s Poem “On Children” Reads to Me, an Actual Mother
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July 18, 2022Emily Dickinson Poem or an Early Aughts Emo Lyric?
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June 2, 2022I Know What’s Best For You All Over the World: A Number
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