McSWEENEY'S INTERNET TENDENCY'S PATREON
Help support our writers and keep our site ad-free.
Become a McSweeney’s Internet Tendency patron today.
Archive
-
May 15, 2024Final Exam for the Class “What a Presidential Candidate Can and Cannot Survive, Apparently” Taught by Howard Dean
-
May 15, 2024“Ruining Your Credit So No One Wants to Steal Your Identity”: An Excerpt from Evan Waite’s New Book Life Wants You Dead
-
May 15, 2024I Am a Gen Z Employee Who Job Hops Every Two Hours
-
May 14, 2024Things I Would Never Know If I Didn’t Have a Seven-Year-Old
-
May 14, 2024I’m the Word “Utilize” and I’m Loving Every Moment of Your Overblown Rhetoric
-
May 13, 2024A Regular Day in California, as Envisioned by Right-Wing Republicans
-
May 13, 2024Sorry Not Sorry: Why Did Two Grandmasters Apologize to Each Other?
-
May 13, 2024The United States Forest Service Answers Questions About Its New Policy to “Kill All Ticks and Consign Them to an Eternity in the Flaming Valleys of Hell”
-
May 10, 2024What Your Favorite ’90s Band Says About the Kind of Bored Suburban Mom You Are Today
-
May 10, 2024Letters to Moms: A Letter to Mallory Pike’s Mom
-
May 10, 2024Oh Crap, My Mom Just Cashed In All Her Mother’s Day Coupons
-
May 9, 2024Being a Mother Is Easy