We have polluted the skies, we have poisoned the oceans, we have burned the rain forests. (By “we,” I mean me and my best friend, Ethan.)
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We have polluted the skies, we have poisoned the oceans, we have burned the rain forests. (By “we,” I mean me and my best friend, Ethan.)