“If you’re lost, you can look and you will find me … using GPS or cell-tower triangulation.”

“Our house … in the middle of the street. Our house … brought us a zoning violation and a mortgage default.”

“Push it to the limit—we’ll swear it was identity theft.

“The roof, the roof, the roof is on fire! Let’s put it out so we can get the deposit back.”

“Video killed the radio star … and video was remanded without bail.”