GRAND REOPENING!
Appetizers
Insomnia — $2.00
Weird Dream (4) — $4.00
Loud Barking Downstairs — $1.20
Cold Bathroom — $1.20
Pain in Neck — $4.00
Hangover — $1.10
Angry Wife — $3.25
Dirty Diaper — $1.10
Side Orders (Sm.) (Lg.)
Plain Financial Anxiety — $1.00 … $2.00
Crispy Fear of Death — $1.00 … $2.00
Black Mold — $2.00
Sweet and Sour
(Served with Plain Financial Anxiety.)
Girl at pastry shop stops flirting with you
when she sees ring — $9.75
Baby daughter paints funny picture of you on
brand-new 46-inch 1080p HDTV — $9.75
Combo Platter
(Served with Plain Financial Anxiety
or Crispy Fear of Death.)
Take Out the Trash and Give Finger
to Speeding Driver — $6.75
Give Finger to Speeding Driver and Run in Park — $6.75
Run in Park and Loud Barking Downstairs — $6.75
Loud Barking Downstairs and Take Out
the Trash — $6.75
Give Finger to Barking Downstairs and Throw
Trash at Speeding Driver — $6.75
Chef’s Specials
Dragon and Phoenix — $9.25
Argument with wife cannot be won; stop fantasizing about her seeking forgiveness.
Seven Stars Around the Moon — $9.25
Long e-mail to well-connected friend requesting work has bounced yet again.
Four Seasons — $9.25
A strange sense that time is moving faster and faster and you are accomplishing less and less.
Triple Delight — $9.25
Postman hands you shrink-wrapped parcel, has no idea it contains pornographic DVD, no one home.
Happy Family — $9.25
Wife elated after you agree to go on medication permanently, despite sexual side effects.
Please: No substitutions.