Mr. Sassy Baskets, come here, I want you.
Fatty, come here, I want you.
Boo Boo, come here, I want you.
Peachfoot, come here, I want you.
Zippy Zappy, come here, I want you.
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Mr. Sassy Baskets, come here, I want you.
Fatty, come here, I want you.
Boo Boo, come here, I want you.
Peachfoot, come here, I want you.
Zippy Zappy, come here, I want you.