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airplanes
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June 27, 2024Sorry Not Sorry: Why Boeing Being Serially Sorry Doesn’t Fly
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March 14, 2024Boeing Announces New Safety Policy: “Fuck It, We Ball”
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February 28, 2024Help! Is There a Doctor Onboard? This Novel Is Urgent and Needs Care
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June 28, 2023Summer Air Travel Tips from Apocalypse Now’s Colonel Walter E. Kurtz
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October 3, 2022What We Can and Can’t Confirm About Your Upcoming Flight
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November 5, 2021Attention, Other Passengers on This Flight: My Baby Hates You Too
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June 16, 2020From This Moment Forward, I Will Only Accept Gratitude in the Form of Jet Flyovers
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October 30, 2019Interviews with People Who Have Interesting or Unusual Jobs: Tiffany Hawk, Former Jump Seat Therapist
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February 15, 2019Spoiler Alerts From the Passenger Scheduled to Sit Beside You On Your Next Flight
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February 27, 2017Filling Out Your Harrison Ford Aircraft Incident Report
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October 15, 2024I’m an Undecided Hobbit, Torn Between a Dark Lord Who Promises an Age of Chaos and an Elf Queen Whom I Just Wish I Knew More About
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October 15, 2024Is It Perimenopause or the Fascist Death Knell of Late-Stage Capitalism?
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September 20, 2024It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers
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August 19, 2024Lest We Forget the Horrors: A Catalog of Trump’s Worst Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes: The Complete Listing: Atrocities 1–1,056
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