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All posts tagged
drunk
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February 1, 2021Punxsutawney Phil Dumps His High School Crush Via Voicemail
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January 31, 2020Punxsutawney Phil Drunk Dials His High School Crush
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September 21, 2017I’m Diana From Anne of Green Gables and I am Fucking Drunk
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March 29, 2017The Saddest Places I’ve Drank While Visiting Home in the Suburbs
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December 19, 2011It’s All Greek to Me: A Column on Sororities in the South: Formalities
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October 20, 2011WOOOOOOHHHH!!! (The Love Call of the Drunk Guy Outside My Window)
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January 10, 2011How to Cure a Hangover
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December 18, 2009Interviews with People Who Have Interesting or Unusual Jobs: Tom, Drunk On the Christmas Tree Lot
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April 24, 2009A Performance Review From My Boss, the Inebriate
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August 25, 2008A Guy From Michael Phelps’s Guppy Swim Class Makes a Drunk Dial
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