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Archive
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November 20, 2024The Sirens Are Unionizing
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November 20, 2024Is It a Red Flag?: Romeo and Juliet Edition
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November 19, 2024The Story of the First No-Nut November
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November 19, 2024Help, I’m a Thriller Writer Trapped in a Thriller Series, and I’m Not Getting Any Writing Done
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November 19, 2024Your Belief in Our Fearlessness Is Why It Works
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November 19, 2024I Just Found Out That the Serving Size Is Ten Almonds, But I’ll Eat as Many as I Want
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November 18, 2024I’m a Guardrail, and I Don’t Know What the Fuck You People Want from Me
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November 18, 2024I Am a Passionate Mid-Level University Administrator, and I’m Gonna Administrate the Shit Out of This Place
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November 15, 2024I’m Willing to Give Our Alien Overlords a Second Chance
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November 15, 2024I’m Robert F. Kennedy Jr., and It’s Time to Build a Healthcare System for 2025 BCE
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November 14, 2024I’m Putting Together a Team. The Worst Fucking Team of All Time
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November 14, 2024Names for Different Groups of Women